Let's See Who...

Evelyn: "Let's see who can be quietest the longest."
Me: "Okay. One, two, three, go."
We look at each other, lips tightly pursed together, smiles urging to burst out. I tickle her until she laughs.
Me: "I win!"

Evelyn: "Okay. Let's see who can keep their eyes closed the longest."
Me: "Okay." (reading the paper)
Evelyn: "Are your eyes closed?"
Me: "I think so."
Evelyn: "Is everything dark?"
Me: "Yes." (still reading the paper)
Evelyn: "Then your eyes are still closed."
(After several minutes of Evelyn asking if my eyes were still closed, and several more minutes of me reading the paper, she won this one.)

Evelyn: "Let's see who can keep their fingers up their nose the longest. You can use a tissue if you want."
She won that one too.