You'll never belive what happened friday night. I had a house showing on saturday morning and at dinner was still dreading having to clean the house for it. And just as I was thick in my despair, these Aliens from another planet kidnapped my kids and beamed some other (very similar-looking) kids down from the sky!
And these Alien kids asked me:
"What can we do to help you?"
At first I wondered if I should grab my secret super-powered laser-light beam-alien-kid-zapper to protect myself from these crazy extra terrestrials. But then, I thought: "Well, I did need to get the house cleaned."
And you'll never believe what happened next! The Alien-Ethan DID the DISHES! and VACUUMED DOWNSTAIRS! Alien-Evelyn and Alien-Alex dusted the WHOLE HOUSE, while I merely cleaned the bathrooms and vacuumed upstairs.
What would have taken me well over an hour to get done, these sweet kids from outer space helped me do in about 30 minutes. And they even asked to have a house cleaning EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!
I guess those Parent-Aliens out there have scheduled friday night dates and I'm the new babysitter. Well, I can use the help! I knew that my regular kids were back unharmed when the whining started at bedtime. No one can fake that.
Party on, dudes.
1 comments:
I could use some aliens tomorrow morning. Can you send their spacecraft over?
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